You might want to open this in an incognito tab. The city was empty, as was the store. Side note: I don't wear underwear to sleep, so my bulge was very visible through my pajamas. As soon as I entered the store, I noticed the cashier staring at me, so I started to get a boner.
Read these masturbation horror stories at your own risk
I masturbated every day for a week, here’s what happened | The Times of India
Unfortunately, masturbation stories aren't always suuuper erotic and sexy. Sometimes, they're cringe and awkward as hell. Here's 11 that'll make sure you never forget to lock your bedroom door again I was in my parents' bathroom playing with one of those play-vet-kit-things the ones that came with a play-syringe I thought it was a great idea to shove the play syringe way far into myself. In the midst of me freaking out, wondering how I was going to get this motherfucker out of me, my father walks in. I screamed at the top of my lungs, he did likewise. My father ran out of the room.
17 Sex Stories That Are So Fucking Hot, You'll Probably Masturbate To Them
We believe that sharing our experiences is a great way to foster conversation and work towards our goal of destigmatizing sexuality. So, naturally, we asked our community to tell us about their journey to masturbation. I was on the playground climbing a pole and it felt really good! I had no idea how it happened, but I obviously wanted to do it again. I had no idea what I was doing, or even what felt good to me.
This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love. Look, we've all been there. Here are our ten favorite stories of masturbation gone wrong from the depths of Reddit. Hopefully you can't relate to any of the horrors below.